to cook in the kitchen is to breathe life into a home
herbs plucked from window sill will heighten flavor of steamy bowl.
the sunken, the sound of transformation from raw to ready to eat
unbottled water fills pots will soon turn to stock simmered on stove for hours
recipes written from scraps wasted, now made super popular
mounds of the once rooted underground for garnish of green
onions and cilantro, basil and sprouts, southern style
Changing history without making history.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
New Astrological Signs? New Horoscopes!
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16: Granted, no one is denying that you are better at your job than your boss but let's be realistic here: there is no way you give better handjobs.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11: Barring apocalypse, in the distant future your niece/nephew/kid/stepkid will watch a movie based on the 90s and buy its soundtrack. You wil feel a tinge of nostalgia you never thought you had over "Mambo No. 5"
Pisces: March 11-April 18: It's high time you stop planning on tossing those boxers/panties with the hole in em and just fucking throw it away.
Aries: April 18-May 13: You are still dying alone but so did Karl Marx and he is remembered for a socio-political ideology that has been bastardized and never truly implemented. It gets better, I promise
Taurus: May 13-June 21: It might be 1am and you might be drunk as hell but I promise you that the Taco Bell drive-thru is only good in theory
Gemini: June 21-July 20: If you finish that novel you've been thinking about working on, no one will have to hear about how you're "working on it".
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10: If you really want that cupcake stop being a Cathy Guisewite and just take it or leave it.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16: No one can save you.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30: It's probably time to retire that joke you make everytime that one subject comes up.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23: Your anecdote about meeting Scott Baio was interesting the first time.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29: If you finish cleaning your room, it will be one less thing to think about when you masturbate in it.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17: Stop Facebook-stalking your ex.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20: The fact your clock is 15 minutes faster than the real time has not ONCE made you early for anything, ever.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11: Barring apocalypse, in the distant future your niece/nephew/kid/stepkid will watch a movie based on the 90s and buy its soundtrack. You wil feel a tinge of nostalgia you never thought you had over "Mambo No. 5"
Pisces: March 11-April 18: It's high time you stop planning on tossing those boxers/panties with the hole in em and just fucking throw it away.
Aries: April 18-May 13: You are still dying alone but so did Karl Marx and he is remembered for a socio-political ideology that has been bastardized and never truly implemented. It gets better, I promise
Taurus: May 13-June 21: It might be 1am and you might be drunk as hell but I promise you that the Taco Bell drive-thru is only good in theory
Gemini: June 21-July 20: If you finish that novel you've been thinking about working on, no one will have to hear about how you're "working on it".
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10: If you really want that cupcake stop being a Cathy Guisewite and just take it or leave it.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16: No one can save you.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30: It's probably time to retire that joke you make everytime that one subject comes up.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23: Your anecdote about meeting Scott Baio was interesting the first time.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29: If you finish cleaning your room, it will be one less thing to think about when you masturbate in it.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17: Stop Facebook-stalking your ex.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20: The fact your clock is 15 minutes faster than the real time has not ONCE made you early for anything, ever.
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